美国熊孩子考卷上的神回答

　　Grade F but A+ for creativity：An exam that fails in accuracy but passes in creativity答题不及格但创意十足：回答不准确但很有创意的考试答卷

　　Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? 拿破仑死于哪场战役？

　　His last battle. 他最后一场。

　　Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? 美国《独立宣言》是在哪里签署的？

　　At the bottom of the page. 在页面的底部。

　　Q3. The San Antonio River flows in which state? 圣安东尼奥河流进哪个州？

　　Liquid state。液体状态。

　　小编：state既可以表示“州”，还表示“状态”，小朋友很会玩文字游戏嘛~！

　　Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? 离婚的主要原因是什么？

　　Marriage. 婚姻。

　　Q5. What is the main reason for Exams? 考试的主要目的是什么？

　　Failure. 失败。

　　Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? 早餐绝对不会吃的东西？

　　Lunch & dinner. 午餐和晚餐。

　　Q7. What looks like half an apple? 什么东西和半个苹果长得像？

　　The other half. 另外半个。

　　Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what it will become? 如果把红色的石头丢进蓝色大海里，会变成什么样？

　　It will simply become wet。石头会变湿。

　　Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping? 一个人是怎么做到8天(还是白天？)不睡觉的？

　　No problem, he sleeps at night. 完全没问题，他晚上睡。

　　Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? 怎么才能用一只手举起大象？

　　You will never find an elephant that has only one hand. 你应该找不到只有一只手的大象吧。

　　小编：咳咳，是 lift with one hand“用一只手举起” ，不是elephant with one hand“一只手的大象” ，孩子你语法看来也学得挺好。

　　Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand, and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?你一只手里有三个苹果和四个橘子，另一只手里有四个苹果和三个橘子，请问你有什么？

　　Very large hands! 非常大的双手！

　　Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? 如果8个人要花10小时砌一面墙，那4个人要花多久？

　　No time at all, the wall is already built. 根本不用啊，墙已经砌好了。

　　Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? 如果才能做到把生鸡蛋丢到水泥地板上但不让它裂开？

　　Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack. 想怎么玩怎么玩，水泥地板很难开裂吧。