Sergio is watching wrestling on TV.
Julia: What are you watching on Star Sports?
Sergio: The WWF.
Julia: Not wrestling again?
Sergio: That's right, baby. Pure head-rush body slamming wrestling. Today we have STEVE AUSTIN and THE ROCK fighting THE SPIN BOYS. Can you smell what the ROCK is cooking? (Sergio yells out like the wrestler) I just love the ROCK'S slogan.
Julia: I think you should have been a wrestler. Well, if your muscles were bigger and you weren't so lazy, you might have a chance.
Sergio: Did you see that? The ROCK jumped from the top rope and drop-kicked one of the SPIN BOYS. Then STEVE AUSTIN picked him up and gave him the pile driver. This guy is out for good.
Julia: Oh my god. Is that real? He just dropped that guy on his head.
Sergio: It's half-real and half-choreographed. It's like a physical soap opera but instead of taped, it's live.
Julia: Wow! These guys have muscles everywhere. THE ROCK is hunky. Who is that big guy approaching the ring?
Sergio: That is CAIN. He is coming to take care of STEVE AUSTIN. They are enemies. Watch this. CAIN will climbsintosthe ring, AUSTIN will give him a leg lock then CAIN will break out and apply a one-handed choke hold on AUSTIN and then slam him down.
Julia: These guys are crazy. Something is going to give sooner or later.
Sergio: They sustain a lot of injuries but these are athletes in top shape.
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