周笨驰发给English小姐一封“无厘头情书”以后，盼盼盼盼盼盼盼盼盼盼盼盼盼盼盼盼盼盼盼盼盼盼盼盼盼盼盼盼盼……终于盼来了English小姐的回信：没想到，回信竟是“正宗”的英文情书，而且是两个版本：“素面朝天”版和“豪华奢侈”版。

　　素面朝天版

　　亲爱的English小姐：

　　自从上次见面，

　　你的倩影就如同钞票般地留在我的心间。

　　我觉得你象翠花一样纯洁，象流氓兔一样可爱。

　　多少次在梦里梦到你，“执手相看泪眼，竟无语凝噎”。

　　我真的希望你能做我的女朋友，就象“大米盼老鼠”。

　　我有伟大的情操。

　　嫁给我，没错的！

　　如果和你成不了朋友，我将象前不久被泼了硫酸的熊一样悲痛。

　　周笨驰

　　Dear Miss English,

　　Since we met last time, your graceful image has always been in my mind, as impressive as the printed words on a banknote. I feel you are as pure as Cuihua and as lovely as a Liumong rabbit. So many times I dreamed of you. I was holding your hands and looking at your wet eyes without words. I really wish you can be my girlfriend, as eagerly as a mouse looking for rice. I have great passion and lofty ideals. Marry me! There will be no mistake! If you can’t be my girlfriend, I will be as sad as the bear who was poured with sulphuric acid not long ago.

　　Zhou Benchi