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　　亲爱的English小姐：

　　自从上次见面，

　　你的倩影就如同钞票般地留在我的心间。

　　我觉得你象翠花一样纯洁，象流氓兔一样可爱。

　　多少次在梦里梦到你，“执手相看泪眼，竟无语凝噎”。

　　我真的希望你能做我的女朋友，就象“大米盼老鼠”。

　　我有伟大的情操。

　　嫁给我，没错的！

　　如果和你成不了朋友，我将象前不久被泼了硫酸的熊一样悲痛。

　　周笨驰

　　Dear Miss English,

　　The last time I saw you, your graceful image was carved deeply in my heart. You are the purest and loveliest girl I have ever met. So many times I dreamed of you. We were holding together, crying without words. I earnestly pray that you could be my girlfriend. I am full of passion and emotion. Marry me! You will never regret! If you turn me down, I will be as sad as the bear in Beijing Zoo who was poured with sulphuric acid by a university student not long ago.

　　Yours sincerely,

　　Zhou Benchi