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Identifying wasted time
http://www.sina.com.cn 2003/09/25 11:10  开口ABC

  TO: ALL PERSONNEL

  FROM: ACCOUNTING

  It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timesheets that specify large amounts of "Miscellaneous Unproductive Time" (Code 5309). However, we need to know exactly what you are doing during your unproductive time.

  Attached below is a sheet specifying a tentative extended job code list based on our observations of employee activities.

  The list will allow you to specify with a fair amount of precision what you are doing during your unproductive time. Please begin using this job-code list immediately and let us know about any difficulties you encounter.

  Thank you,

  Accounting

  Attached: Extended Job-Code List

  Code and Explanation

  5316 Useless Meeting

  5317 Obstructing Communications at Meeting

  5319 Waiting for Break

  5320 Waiting for Lunch

  5321 Waiting for End of Day

  5322 Vicious Verbal Attacks Directed at Coworker

  5323 Vicious Verbal Attacks Directed at Coworker While Coworker is Not Present

  5393 Covering for Incompetence of Coworker Friend

  5400 Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who is Not Interested in Learning

  5401 Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who is Stupid

  5402 Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who Hates You

  5481 Buying Snack

  5482 Eating Snack

  5500 Filling Out Timesheet

  5502 Waiting for Something to Happen

  5504 Sleeping

  5510 Feeling Bored

  5600 Complaining About Lousy Job

  5601 Complaining About Low Pay

  5602 Complaining About Long Hours

  5603 Complaining About Coworker (See Codes #5322 & #5323)

  5604 Complaining About Boss

  5605 Complaining About Personal Problems

  5640 Miscellaneous Unproductive Complaining

  5701 Not Actually Present At Job

  5702 Suffering From Eight-Hour Flu

  6102 Ordering Out

  6103 Waiting for Food Delivery to Arrive

  6200 Using Company Resources for Personal Profit

  6201 Stealing Company Goods

  6202 Making Excuses After Accidentally Destroying Company Goods

  6203 Using Company Phone to Make Long-Distance Personal Calls

  6204 Using Company Phone to Make Long-Distance Personal Calls to Sell Stolen Company Goods

  6205 Hiding from Boss

  6206 Gossip

  6207 Planning a Social Event (e.g. vacation, wedding, etc.)

  6210 Feeling Sorry For Yourself

  6211 Updating Resume

  6212 Faxing Resume to Another Employer/Headhunter

  6213 Out of Office on Interview

  6221 Pretending to Work While Boss Is Watching

  6222 Pretending to Enjoy Your Job

  6238 Miscellaneous Unproductive Fantasizing

  6350 Playing Pranks on the New Guy/Girl

  6601 Running your own Business on Company Time (See Code #6603)

  6602 Complaining

  6603 Writing a Book on Company Time

  6611 Staring into Space

  6612 Staring At Computer Screen

  7281 Extended Visit to the Bathroom (at least 10 minutes)

  7400 Talking With Divorce Lawyer on Phone

  7401 Talking With Plumber on Phone

  7402 Talking With Dentist on Phone

  7403 Talking With Doctor on Phone

  7404 Talking With Masseuse on Phone

  7405 Talking With House Painter on Phone

  7406 Talking With Personal Therapist on Phone

  7419 Talking With Miscellaneous Paid Professional on Phone

  7425 Talking With Mistress/Boy-Toy on Phone

  7931 Asking Coworker to Aid You in an Illicit Activity

  8000 Recreational Drug Use

  8001 Non-recreational Drug Use

  8100 Reading e-mail

确定你所浪费的时间

  致:全体员工

  自:财务

  近期我们已经注意到了,你们当中的大多数人在时间安排表上花费了太多的没有效率的时间.然而,我们需要知道在你们浪费的时间里,你们究竟做了些什么.

  随后附上一张详细的目录,这是基于我们对职工活动的观察而做出来的一份试验性的扩充工作.

  目录允许你准确指出,在你浪费的时间里所做的的大量事情.。请立即开始使用这个工作编号目录,让我们了解你们所遇到的任何困难.

  谢谢

  财务部

  附录:扩充的工作代码目录

  代码及解释

  5316无效会议

  5317会议上的沟通障碍

  5319等着休息

  5320等着吃午饭

  5321等着一天的结束

  5322在同事之间口头上恶意攻击领导

  5323领导不在场的时候,在同事之间,恶意的口头攻击领导

  5393为同事庇护不正当的行为

  5400给一个没有学习兴趣的同事讲解

  5401给一个愚蠢的同事讲解

  5402给一个憎恨你的同事讲解

  5481去买快餐

  5482吃快餐

  5500填写时间安排表

  5502等着出点什么事

  5504睡觉

  5510无聊的心情

  5600抱怨烦人的工作

  5601抱怨报酬少

  5602抱怨太长的时间

  5603抱怨同事(参见代码5322&代码5323)

  5604抱怨老板

  5605抱怨私人问题

  5640混杂的无聊抱怨

  5701实际上不在工作岗位上

  5702遭受着八小时的流感

  6102调整出局

  6103等着快餐的送到

  6104很放松的吃东西

  6200用公司资源得取私人好处

  6201窃取公司货物

  6202公司物品意外得遭受损坏后找借口申辩

  6203用公司的电话打私人长途

  6204用公司的电话打私人

  6205躲避老板

  6206说闲话

  6207安排活动(比如度假,婚礼等等)

  6210感觉自己很可怜

  6211更新自己的简历

  6212传真简历给别的老板或猎头公司

  6213在办公室外会客

  6221在老板巡视的时候假装工作

  6222假装满意自己的工作

  6238各种各样没有意义的幻想

  6350和新结识的小伙子或姑娘开玩笑

  6601在公司做你自己的事情

  6602诉苦,抱怨

  6603在公司上班的时间写书

  6611盯着一个地方发呆

  6612盯着电脑屏幕发愣

  7281拖长上洗手间的时间(最短十分钟)

  7400和打离婚官司的律师电话聊天

  7401和水管工人煲电话粥

  7402和牙医打电话聊天

  7403和医生煲电话粥

  7404和女按摩师打电话聊天

  7405和房间油漆工打电话

  7406和私人医师打电话聊天

  7419和各式各样自由职业的人打电话聊天

  7425和家庭妇女或小男生打电话聊天

  7931叫同事帮你做一件非法的事情

  8000吸食娱乐麻醉药

  8001吸食非娱乐性麻醉药

  8100查阅e-mail.




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