经典无厘头：男人女人12处大不同(组图)

从成功的角度来说男人女人大不同

　　1. SUCCESS 从对成功的定义看……

　　A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

　　成功的男人就是挣得比老婆花得多。

　　A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

　　成功的女人就是能找到上述那样的老公。

　　2. FUTURE 从对未来的看法看……

　　A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

　　女人直到找到老公前都在担心未来。

　　A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

　　男人直到找到老婆后才开始担心未来。

　　3. MARRIAGE 从对婚姻的看法看……

　　A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

　　女人嫁给一个男人，希望他能改变，可他不。

　　A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change! And she does.

　　男人娶了一个女人，希望她永远不变，可她变了。

　　4. DRESSING UP 从穿礼服的场合看……

　　A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

　　买东西，浇花，倒垃圾，接电话，读书和取信的时候，女人都会穿礼服。

　　A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

　　看到男人穿礼服，不是去婚礼就是去葬礼。