搞笑无与伦比：男人女人购物方式大不同

从容貌的真实度看男人女人大不同

　　5. NATURAL 从容貌的真实度看……

　　Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

　　男人起床后和上床前看起来差不多。

　　Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

　　女人过了一晚上的容颜会变糟。

　　6. NAMES 从朋友间的称呼看……

　　If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

　　如果劳瑞，琳达，伊丽莎白和芭芭拉出去吃饭，她们会互相称呼彼此为劳瑞，琳达，伊丽莎白和芭芭拉。

　　If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

　　如果马克，克里斯，埃里克和汤姆出去吃饭，他们会亲切地称对方为胖子，

　　7. EATING OUT 从外出就餐看……

　　When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

　　结账的时候，需然只花了32.5美元，马克，克里斯，埃里克和汤姆也会每人都甩出20美元。没人有更小的票子，也没人愿意招认他们其实是想破钱。

　　When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

　　轮到女人结账时，她们每个人会掏出个便携式计算器。

　　8. MONEY 从花钱购物看……

　　A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

　　只要用得着，即便值1美元却卖2美元的东西，男人也会买。

　　A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.

　　只要在打折，2美元的东西只卖1美元，就算用不着，女人也会买。