Uncle Zhao Whut's a hundred yuan to me! Still, you ain't get it for nothin'. When my guest c'mes, you put on a show with me. If I order expensive food, you should stop me doin' so。

　　Shenyang Like how?

　　Uncle Zhao Showin' due respect for my guest, yes. Spendin' too much on a meal, no. Whut if I ask for somethin' dear?

　　Shenyang I'll say "sorry, this we don't have."

　　Uncle Zhao You're smart. C'me, here's another 30 yuan。

　　Shenyang I'm not gonna cheat you when it comes to prices。

　　Uncle Zhao Thank you, boy。

　　Shenyang Nothing much。

　　Yadar Grandpa, I'm hungry。

　　Uncle Zhao How much's a bowl of noodles?

　　Shenyang 78 yuan。

　　Uncle Zhao Whut noodles can be so expensive?

　　Shenyang Scottish sauced noodles。

　　Uncle Zhao Does the sauce cost much, too?

　　Shenyang It's free。

　　Uncle Zhao Get us a bowl of sauce, so we can see whether the taste's right. Quick。

　　Shenyang That's no way to serve a meal, sir。

　　Uncle Zhao You think so only becuse I didn't show up here before. Now it's time to make s'me change。

　　Shenyang (to himself) Had I said the noodles are free, he would've asked for noodles. (Exits)

　　赵本山：来，站起来。跟你说，一会儿星光大道的毕老师来了，你一定要给我争个脸，好不？这是人生最好的一次机会，知道吗？爷爷培养了你，都已经四十多年了。

　　毛毛： 爷爷，我才多大。

　　赵本山：我还培养你爸三十多年呢。这不，你爸那是个半成品，我都给培养成文化站站长了。你一定要超过他，有决心吗？

　　毛毛： 有。

　　赵本山：表一下决心。

　　毛毛： 我指定：

　　洪湖水，浪打浪，

　　长江后浪推前浪，

　　一浪更比一浪强，

　　把我爹拍在沙滩上！