女人是世界上最复杂的生物

　　Women are the most complex creatures known, they are sweet, charming, but they have different sense of everything, they are the difficult ones to please, yes! Take an example of your mother!

　　女人是世界上最复杂的生物。她们一会儿甜美迷人，一会儿又性情大变、难以讨好。想想你老妈！(你懂的~)

　　I am not writing this post to offend all the females out there, but there are some habits that I am mentioning here which are really annoying! You will surely find the ten habits worth laughing, but poor you all we cannot change! As it is the women factor in us。

　　我这么说并非要挑起公愤，但下面一些习惯不仅烦人，还很可笑；可怕的是，我们还没法改掉——因为女人生来如此！

　　10. Comparison

　　攀比

　　“He used to be like that and you…!” or “Stop acting like him!” Well these statementsare the ones which made them do whatever they want to, and this habit is really annoying for guys, as they hate being compared!

　　“以前他对我……可你呢！”“你别跟他学啦！”——这种话总能让女人达到目的，可男人却烦恼无比，他们讨厌被比较！

哭！哭！哭！

　　9. Crying at everything

　　哭！哭！哭！

　　“My friend just got dumped!*tears*”， “It’s my 16trh Birthday!*tears*”， “I want to have an ice cream!*tears*” and the waterworksbegin on every single thing! And when you ask them what happened! They are like “No, everything is fine!” Take this FINE really seriously, because it consists of some seriously INSANE things that happened to her, and the tears just start flowing until they are quiet! Well actually they don’t just become quiet but they feel better, and start talking again。

　　“我朋友刚被甩了！(洒泪~)”，“这是我16岁生日！(洒泪~)”，“我要吃冰激凌！(洒泪~)”几乎任何小事都能刺激到女人的泪腺。如果你问她们怎么了，她们可能会说“没什么”；可你别以为真没事——肯定有什么犄角旮旯的事发生了。而且，她们一般会哭上好长时间才会静下来。其实她们感觉好点儿也不会静下来，她们会又开始说不停了。

　　8. Late for everything

　　各种迟到

　　“DONE! I’ll be there on time!” Yes, that is not true! Because women always lose track of time and either they are just late or fashionablylate. And then you hear them saying like” AM I LATE!” don’t you just want to bang your head in the wall?

　　“说定了！我一定准时到！” 好吧，你可别信以为真。女人要么没时间概念，要么会故意迟到。然后还会问一句“我迟到了吗？”，等的人是不是特想撞墙？

　　7. Bitching and being mean

　　尖酸刻薄

　　When it comes to bitching, yes! Females take the top spot, when it comes to jealousy and competition nobody can take the position but them. Even getting jealous from their friends, they wear the best stuff so that the other women around them are like WOW and the particular woman they want to impress is THE ENEMY, she can easily take her down in no time。

　　说起刻薄，女人天下无敌！她们争风吃醋、勾心斗角，甚至连朋友都嫉妒。有时，她们穿最靓的衣服，只是为了压倒众人、立马打败某个“竞争对手”。

　　6. Overdramatic

　　夸大其词

　　“WHAT!! DID SHE…!! DID SHE DO THAT!!” that is an expression when a girl hears that some friend of hers got a haircut, I mean seriously?

　　“什么？！她真的……那样做了吗？？”如果身边有人剪了短发，女人总会这么咋呼。

　　“Aww, Did you see the baby! God! She looked so adorable! Eeeeeehh!” that is an expression when a girl saw a baby girl laughing!

　　如果看到宝宝冲她微笑，她可能会惊叫起来：“哇，看见没？宝宝真可爱耶！！！”

　　“SHOPPPPINGGGGG!!!!*SCREAMS*” yes, they are so overdramatic!

　　还有像“购物去啦！！！” 这种尖叫，也很常见。女人可真能夸张啊……

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