5. I have nothing to wear!

　　没衣服穿！

　　Girls have this annoying habit of deciding what to wear! Their closet is full of clothes, shoes, jewelry and they are like calling their boyfriends or best friends crying and say “I have nothing to wear!” or “I just don’t know what to wear”. Well you know this thing normally happens because girls usually think that they should not be wearing anything twice! As her friends or other girls have seen it already! This is totally insane and irritating!

　　就算衣柜里塞满衣服、鞋子、首饰，她们还是会跟好友或男友抱怨 “没衣服穿！” 或“不知道穿哪件好！” 在她们看来，一件衣服就不该重复穿。别人都看她穿过了，哪还有新鲜感！——这习惯实在令人气恼。

　　4. Cutting in Line

　　插队

　　Even there is a huge board placed at a place saying “Wait for your turn!” or there is a queue of people standing, but these women actually do push people and cut in line, may be they consider it their right to do such thing and yeah! The worst part, they actually make a lot of excuses after doing it。

　　哪怕牌子上写着“请排队等候”，或前面有人在排队，有些女人还是会肆无忌惮地插队，觉得没啥大不了。而且最讨厌的是，她们事后总能找出一大堆理由搪塞你。

　　3. Driving

　　开车慢

　　Without looking at the person sitting on a driving seat, you can easily say “it is a woman driving!” Yeah because women drive so slowly and their every move is so confusing that you easily know who the driver is. I don’t get it why are they scared to step a little harder on the accelerator? I swear it won’t break!

　　有时候，不用看就知道开车的是女人——因为她缩手缩脚、慢慢腾腾。真想不通她踩油门时干嘛就不能用点力，难道油门会断不成？

闲言碎语

　　2. Gossiping

　　闲言碎语

　　A girl just came back from shopping, or she bought a new pair of shoes or she had a haircut, or she had a fight with her boyfriend, here goes the phone call to her best friends and the gossip starts. It starts with “Hey you know!” and it goes off when they are tired. And when you just look at a girl’s expression when she is taking, it is a mixture of shock, irritating laughter, sad faces and so many other expressions。

　　出去购物了、买了双新鞋、剪了新发型或跟男朋友吵了架——拿起手机，赶快跟闺蜜煲电话，不耗干口水不罢休！而且，她的表情会千变万化，一会儿震惊、一会儿悲伤，一会儿可能又大笑了！

　　1. Do I look FAT!

　　我胖不胖？

　　Every girl has this irritating habit of asking their boyfriends “do I look fat” and you reply “no you look ok!” and they are like “What! do I look just OK to you? That means I am fat!” Yeah! This is irritating, they look ok but still they think they are fat and that actually irritate the hell out of a man!

　　几乎所有女生都会问男朋友这个问题。如果男朋友只说“还不错”，她很可能翻脸：“原来在你眼里，我就一般般！那你就是嫌我胖！”这可真让人为难：明明就是“还不错”，她偏觉得自己胖。男朋友还不给逼疯！

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