爆笑：养喵星人不得不说的10句话(双语)
1. “Do you do anything besides sleep all day?” “你每天除了睡还能做点别的事吗？”
2. “Am I allowed to pet you now?” “我现在可以摸摸你吗？”
3. “What the hell are you doing in the sink?” “你特么待在水槽里干嘛？”
4. “I thought cats were supposed to be smart…” “我还以为喵星人比较聪明呢。”
5. “Aren’t cats supposed to be graceful?” “喵星人不应该是很尊贵的吗？”
6. “Can you stop fucking with the dog?” “你特么能不能别去招惹人家汪星人？”
7. “You know, I was reading that.” “我在看书啊亲……= =”
8. “First off, how the hell did you get in there? Second, how long were you in there?!” “第一，你给我下来。你到底怎么进去的？第二，你在里面呆多久了？”
9. “Do you think you could eat your food and not make a huge mess?” “你认为你能好好吃东西别弄得一团糟吗？”
10. Are you comfortable there? 在我脖颈上很舒服是不？（你特么给我下来！）
编辑点评：说起猫，乖巧、机灵、尊贵是脑海里首先涌现的形容词。但是！喵星人的主人有不得不说的苦啊：喵星人简直就是傲娇的皮大王嘛！下面小编整理了一些喵星人主人常见的吐槽，看看你是不是也被逗乐了！
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