Innocent until proven guilty.

I think of bitter apple as a condiment.

I crawl into empty slippers and take a poop so that whoever puts it on gets poop on their toes.

0 days since I ate the cat litter.

Left: I poop in dark bedrooms. Right: and I eat the evidence.

I ate my own barf.

I like to hump this cat.

I poop at the bottom of the kids' slide.

I bark at pants.

This was a sofa arm rest cover. Now it's my poncho.

I attack fish who come near my eggs, then eat the eggs myself.

I eat bunny poop!

　　These creatures look very guilty, and rightly so. Also, they’re mostly dogs。

　　这些动物看上去很内疚，事实也是如此。而且，它们大多数都是狗。

　　1. Innocent until proven guilty。

　　无罪推定：直到被证明有罪之前我都是清白的！

　　小编注：Innocent until proven guilty(又作Presumption of innocence)无罪推定是法律术语，简单地说是指任何人在未经依法判决有罪之前，应视其无罪。

　　2. I think of bitter apple as a condiment。

　　我当苦的苹果是一种调味品。

　　3. I crawl into empty slippers and take a poop so that whoever puts it on gets poop on their toes。

　　我爬进了空拖鞋里拉粑粑，所以穿了鞋的人的脚趾上都有粑粑了。

　　4. 0 days since I ate the cat litter。

　　一如既往坚持天天吃猫砂的我.。.

　　5. Left: I poop in dark bedrooms. Right: and I eat the evidence。

　　左：我在乌漆麻黑的卧室里拉粑粑了。右：然后，我吃掉了犯罪证据。

　　6. I ate my own barf。

　　我把自己吐出来的东西吃掉了。

　　7. I like to hump this cat。

　　我喜欢骚扰这只猫。

　　8. I poop at the bottom of the kids' slide。

　　我在小孩子玩的滑梯下面拉粑粑了。

　　9. I bark at pants。

　　我冲着裤衩吠叫。

　　10. This was a sofa arm rest cover. Now it's my poncho。

　　这原本是沙发扶手的毯子。现在，它是我的斗篷。

　　11. I attack fish who come near my eggs, then eat the eggs myself。

　　我攻击所有靠近我的鱼卵的鱼，然后再自己把这些鱼卵都吃掉了。

　　12.I eat bunny poop!

　　我吃小兔子拉的粑粑哦！