翠花讲的故事：

　　The story related by Cui hua

　　虽然俺在"东北人酸菜馆"天天为客人们上酸菜，但是当碰到老外来吃饭的时候，俺就像小兔子一样竖起耳朵听着，时间长了，俺哪怕笨得像你一样，也能学会英语了。
　　就像大科学家爱因斯坦的司机，天天开车送爱因斯坦去演讲，半年以后，他就时常冒充爱因斯坦上台演讲，让真正的爱因斯坦抽空儿睡会儿觉。
　　I served sour dishes to guests in the Northeasterners' Sour Dish Restaurant every day. When I saw foreigners come and have dinners, I listened attentively just like a little rabbit with long ears. After a long time like this, even if I am as slow as you, I learned my English. I'm just like the great scientist Einstein's driver, who always drove Einstein to make speeches. After just half a year, he could pretend to be Einstein to make speeches, and let true Einstein take a good rest.

　　"玩儿的就是英语"。--这就是俺的英语学习秘诀！
　　"To learn English is to have fun". That is my secret of learning English.

　　俺有一个师兄姓庖名丁，每日要做"解牛"的工作，也就是说是个屠夫。但见他手之所触，肩之所倚，足之所踩，膝之所抵，以及进刀割解所发出的声音，没有不合乎音节的。如同那殷汤之乐《桑林》的舞步，恰似那帝尧之《咸池》、《经首》乐章的韵律。
　　庖丁哥哥对俺说，他所爱好的是"道"，解牛到了心神合一的境界：刀子微微一动，整条牛就伴随着贝多芬的《命运》旋律解体了，而那牛可能还不知道自己已经死了呢！到了这种时候庖丁才提刀站立，张望四顾，感到由衷的心满意足。
　　不知道你泡妞的时候，能否达到庖丁解牛一样的艺术境界的1/N?庖丁哥哥高中毕业，自学英语，过四级、考托福、攻GRE，如同解牛一样游刃有余、自得其乐。
　　哪象你这般见了英语就象见了"恐龙"，愁眉苦脸，如临大敌呢？！
　　I have a co-worker named Paoding. He is a butcher and his work is to dissect cattle every day. If you watch him kill the cattle, you will find that all his actions: the touching, shouldering, stepping and kneeling, are of rhythm and melody, just like the dancing steps of Sanglin of the Yin and Tang dynasties, and also like the melody of Xianchi & Jingshou for the Di and Yao Emperors.
　　Brother Paodingtold me that he is keen on the Way. He can coordinate his heart and action when he uses his knife. A whole ox is dissected adeptly with his swift hands as if to the company of Beethoven's Symphony of Fate, so quick that the ox might not know that it has been killed. Then Paoding would stand straight with his knife in one hand and look around in satisfaction.
　　I'm not sure if you can achieve a fraction of this skill when you date with a girl. Just like dissecting an ox, Paoding smoothly graduated from high school, taught himself English, passed College English Band 4, achieved good results in TOEFL and GRE tests. He never behaved like you. You regard English as dinosaur and always knit your eyebrow when learning it.

　　你想"玩的就是英语"吗？你想玩的话你就用英语耍酷嘛。你不耍酷我怎么知道你想"玩"呢？虽然你很有诚意地看着我，可是你还是要跟我说你想"玩英语"的。你真的想玩吗？那你就"用英语耍酷"吧！你不是真的想"玩"吧？难道你真的想"玩的就是英语"吗？
　　Do you want to play English? If you do, use English smartly. If you don't use English with fun, how could I know you want to play English. Although you are looking at me earnestly, do you still want to tell me that you prefer to play English. Do you really want to play? Yes? Then, you play cool with English at once. Don't you really want to play? Is it true that what you really want to play is English?