这就是周奔驰的理想：“我知道有一天English美眉会在一个万众瞩目的情况下出现，身披金甲圣衣，脚踏七色云彩来让求着我娶她！——这不是神经病，是理想！”
　　This is Zhou Benchi’s dream: I know Miss English will come to me one day in public, wearing her golden clothes and with colorful cloud around her. She will come to ask me to marry her.—I’m not crazy! That is my wish.

　　此后，周奔驰对英语的狂热和痴迷犹如滔滔江水，连绵不绝。——乃至于在坐公共汽车上班的路上(奔驰是和八戒合伙买的)，在和同事聊天和老板谈话的过程，在食堂吃饭、在厕所如恭之刻……都不忘用英文来进行“酷毙了、帅呆了”的表达。
　　Since then, Zhou Benchi’s madness at English continues just like a roaring and endless river. He practices his English phrases, such as“That’s cool”, whenever he is on his way in a car( The Benz is the shared property of Zhou Benchi and Bajie), or he is talking with his colleagues and boss, or he is eating in a canteen, or even he is in toilet.

　　他现在的口头禅由以前的“帮主，品味太差了吧”改换成“我受不了你呀！你英语这么差，帮个忙，大家都是白领，不要再讲中文了行不行？”
　　Now his catch phrase has changed from“Master, how poor your taste is!”to“I can’t bear you! How poor your English is! Please don’t speak Chinese any more, since we are all white collars, OK?”

　　这不，一位名叫“菩提”(音译)的老外同事对显得“失魂落魄”的周奔驰说：“你刚才走神的时候叫了晶晶这个名字叫了九十八次。
　　One of his foreign colleagues named Puti told Zhou Benchi, who seemed insane then:“You called Miss Jingjing’name 98 times when you were absent-minded just now.”

　　周奔驰：Jingjing is my dear girlfrind.(晶晶是我娘子)。
　　Zhou Benchi: Jingjing is my dear girlfriend.

　　菩提：还有一个名字叫English的你叫了七百八十四次！
　　Puti: And you called another name English 784 times.

　　周奔驰：My God. (啊？！)

　　Zhou Benchi: My God!

　　菩提：七百八十四次……这个English姑娘一定欠你很多钱。
　　Puti: 784 times! Miss English must owe you lots of money.