Sergio: I saw this round object in the sky yesterday.
Julia: Probably a large balloon.
Sergio: No, I think it was a spaceship.
Julia: How can you say that?
Sergio: Because there were these little green men with big eyes.
Julia: Are you kidding me?
Sergio: No. They were aliens. I just know it.
Julia: Weren't you scared?
Sergio: Of course. I was afraid of being abducted, so I ran.
Julia: Some scientists say that we were originally part-alien.
Sergio: Not me. You do look a little different.
Julia: Very funny.
Sergio: Which planet are you from?
Julia: The planetswheresboys are sacrificed because they say stupid things.
Sergio: Oh, is that close to Jupiter?
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