Two old men, Oscar and Felix, are talking about baseball. Felix explains to Oscar what he will do if he dies first: He will come back and tell Oscar if heaven has baseball. Oscar agrees to do the same. A few months later, poor Oscar dies.
Soon after, Felix hears a voice: Felix ... Felix ...
Felix: Oscar! Tell me, is there baseball in heaven?
Oscar: Felix, I have good news and bad news.
Felix: What's the good news?
Oscar: Well, there's baseball in heaven.
Felix: That's great! What's the bad news?
Oscar: You're playing on Friday.