Nikki arrives at school with her face and neck all red. Her friend Taylor sees her and is concerned.
Taylor:What happened to you?
Nikki:I went to the beach this weekend, and I got a sunburn.
Taylor:You can say that again! You're the color of a New Year's envelope!
Nikki:I know! I don't know how I got burned so badly. I used tanning oil.
Taylor:Nikki! Tanning oil doesn't protect you from the sun.
Nikki:Apparently not, seeing as I couldn't be more burned!
Taylor:You have to use sunscreen! Preferably one with a high SPF.
Nikki:I never thought going to the beach could be so painful!
Taylor:Well, next time, remember to put on the proper lotion.
Nikki:I know, I know. Get the right protection or get burned. I've got it.