据说傻人有傻福，运气旺盛的时候，睡觉都能被钻石黄金给砸醒。这不是，有名火车司机同志，绰号傻子，因为年纪一大把了(草龄24)，还整天看英语书，看英语节目，不喜欢抽烟喝酒闲逛，被人们称为傻子。这天，傻子在家里津津有味地欣赏他一直都特别爱看的英语电视节目《开口ABC》(Mission Possible),看到节目快结束了，傻子就傻呆在那儿了。可爱的主持人在电视上宣布电子邮件是Innocents@sina.com署名为傻子的热心观众，由于您的积极参与，开口ABC栏目组决定给你一个大奖。大奖就是你将作为开口ABC的使者，由公司送你去美国洛杉矶市旅游，你在美国，就是我们Mission Possible的使者Agent了！在美国，你将独立处理日常事务，运用你在电视上学习到的英语和通过电子邮件我们的主持人教给你的绝招，在美国开辟你的生活！傻子于是就到了北京开口ABC栏目组；于是就带着开口ABC给他的许许多多奇怪的任务；于是就在许多人的鲜花鼓励中被老美的飞机带到了洛杉矶。那么，傻子在国外会有什么奇遇呢？一起来看看吧！

　　初来乍到/Asking the way

　　傻子心里还在留恋Mission Possible栏目组为他举行的热烈送别场面，却不料刚一下飞机，就蒙了。这条条大路，都通哪儿呀？这衣食住行，吃喝拉撒可怎么解决呀？傻子下定决心，一定要完成环游美国的任务。打开"开口ABC"为他预备的Mission Package("任务锦囊")后，眼睛睁大了：No.1 Mission:"先找到Radisson Hotel"！怎么办？问问路吧，请老美指指路吧!

　　INNOCENT: Hi, excuse me, I'm sorry to bug you but do you knowswheresthe Radisson Hotel is?

　　FOREIGNER: Just a minute, I'm as busy as a beaver now.…Ok. I'm done now. What can I do for you?

　　INNOCENT: Well, I seem to be a little bit lost here. I'm worried that I'll never find my way. What's worse, I forgot my glasses and I'm as blind as a bat now.

　　FOREIGNER: Well, keep your chin up. I'll try to help.swheresare you going?

　　INNOCENT: I'm trying to get to the Radisson Hotel. Do you knowswheresit is?

　　FOREIGNER: Yes, no problem, you walk down this street, and turn left at the first intersection. Walk along that road, and turn right at the next corner. After that, you make a left-hand turn at the first traffic light. The Radisson Hotel is on your right-hand side.

　　INNOCENT: Great! Are there any landmarks nearby?

　　FOREIGNER: Yeah, I think so. I think the hotel is right across the street from a post office. It's as plain as the hump on a camel. You can't miss it.

　　INNOCENT: Oh, that's good. I should be able to find it pretty easily then. Is it far from here?

　　FOREIGNER: Yeah, it's gonna take you a while if you're going by foot. I'd say it's about a 30-minute uphill walk. You'd have to be as strong as a lion to make it!

　　INNOCENT: Oh, that will take too long and I'm kind of in a hurry. Can I take a bus there?

　　FOREIGNER: Well, you could take a bus there, but you would have to transfer buses twice. A taxi would be a lot quicker.

　　INNOCENT: Alright, I guess I'll take a taxi then. How long will it take by taxi?

　　FOREIGNER: Not too long, it should take about 15 minutes by taxi.

　　INNOCENT: Cool. Thanks.

　　FOREIGNER: You are welcome.