1. Outside a muffler shop: “No appointment necessary, we hear you coming.”一家消声器店外：“根本不用预约，我们听到你来了！”

　　2. Outside a hotel: “Help! We need inn-experienced people.” 酒店门外：“帮帮忙！我们缺少常住小酒馆的人。”

　　3. On a desk in a reception room: “We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.” 接待室的桌上：“三个一轮！我们要毫不留情地赶走第三个推销员！注：第二个刚刚离开。”

　　4. In a veterinarians waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!”兽医的候诊内：“稍候5分钟。趴下！别动！”

　　5. At the electric company: “We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be.”在电气公司：“如果你送来钞票，我们会很高兴；如果你不送，就会被断电。”

　　6. On the door of a computer store: “Out for a quick byte.”电脑专卖店门上：“出去找一个更快的字节。”

　　7. In a restaurant window: “Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up！” 餐馆橱窗：“别饿着肚子傻呆在那儿，进来吧，吃顿饱饭！”

　　8. Inside a bowling alley: “Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.” 在保龄球馆：“保持安静，我们需要倾听大头针落地。”

　　9. In the front yard of a funeral home: “Drive carefully, we'll wait.” 在墓地的前院：“开车当心，我们会等着你的。”

　　10. In a counselors office: “Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional. 在咨询师办公室：”变老是由上帝控制的，变聪明是由自己控制的。

　　(文/辛升；英语辅导报 冀教七年级版 04～05学年第23； 版权归英语辅导报社所有，独家网络合作伙伴新浪教育，未经许可，不得以任何形式进行转载。)