Surfers have their own language. Can you figure out what they are saying?

　　At the surf shop

　　James: “All of these boards are killer. This has gotta be the best surf shop east of Bali. Look at the shubee buying all of that gear.”

　　Eloise: “Yeah, you won’t see him tubing anytime soon. How much is that long board?”

　　James: “Way too expensive. You saw that hot new lifeguard?”

　　Eloise: “Yeah, I’ve seen him. He’s so not hot.”

　　James: “No, I meant the girl who looks like a model. You think I should pretend I can’t swim so she can save me?”

　　Eloise: “No way. Like, that’s really stupid.”

　　At the beach:

　　Pamela: “Aw man, we’ve been sitting here for ages waiting for the tourists to clear out. It’s killing me.”

　　David: “I know it. Check out those gnarly waves. I’m gonna do a hang ten out there.”

　　Pamela: “Those waves are too rad for you. You’re a total grom.”

　　David: “Okay, whatever. Wanna play volleyball?”

　　Pamela: “Sorry dude. Gotta go wax my board down. Later.”

　　Shubee someone who has never surfed but still buys all of the surfing gear and clothes

　　Tubing riding through the tunnel formed by a collapsing wave

　　Gnarly challenging, great, awesome

　　Hang ten relatively rare and difficult task of a surfer having all ten toes on the front nose of the board (common goal of longboarders)

　　Grom a beginner surfer