《糊涂侦探》：跟同事搞好人际关系

危机到来，更要团结一心

　　《糊涂侦探》也要跟同事搞好人际关系

　　降职裁员在所难免，如果为此暴躁不安，把脾气出到别人头上可不好。

　　《糊涂侦探》中最好的反例就是天控局某些个小心眼儿的探员，

　　在危急时刻还有闲工夫对人冷嘲热讽一级打压一级地勾心斗角。

　　把这些时间和精力节省下来，团结同仁共同进步才是王道。

　　Lloyd: Max is halfway to Moscow. Don't tell me you're still translating that Russian.

　　Larabee: They talk fast, it's hard.

　　BRUCE: It takes like eight of these morons to do what Max did.

　　Lloyd: I can't wait till we finish the Hymie project. All these stupid agents will be obsolete. Bye-bye.

　　Larabee: What's a Hymie?

　　Lloyd: Hybrid Mechanical Intelligence Entity. Basically a robot. It's a stolen KAOS technology. Being reprogrammed. Top-secret. Need-to-know.

　　BRUCE: And you don't need.

　　Larabee: I'm a trained killer. I can kill you with anything in this office. You wanna die by Post-its? Because I could make that happen.

　　Agent 91: And that's a slow death.

　　AGENT 23: Larabee.

　　Larabee: Yeah.

　　AGENT 23: Were you the last one to use the copier?

　　Larabee: Yeah.

　　AGENT 23: You left it jammed.

　　Larabee: So? Why don't you... unjam it? Just open the door, read the instructions.

　　AGENT 23: This your stapler?

　　Larabee: Yeah, want me to show you how to use it?

　　AGENT 23: No. Unjam that.

　　Chief: 23.

　　AGENT 23: Yes.

　　Chief: Can I have a moment, please?

　　AGENT 23: Sure. Yes, Chief.