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　　Leave a stack of old applications and a note saying, “Install these”

　　留一堆没用的旧软件和一张写着“安装这些”便条

　　Staple your reports in the wrong corner

　　用钉书钉订报告的时候订在错误的一角

　　Put tape over the mouse optics

　　在光学鼠标上粘上胶带

　　Unplug a co-worker’s monitor

　　拔掉某个同事的显示器接线

　　Turn your earphones up all the way

　　把你的耳机音量调到最大 从早到晚带着耳机

　　Sing show tunes

　　唱舞台音乐剧

　　Burn popcorn in the microwave

　　用微波炉爆(焦)爆米花

　　"Forget” to put your tuna sandwich in the fridge

　　“忘记”在冰箱里放上你的金枪鱼三明治

　　Turn up the beep volume of the copier

　　把复印机“哔”的音量放大

　　Slurp hot coffee during meetings

　　开会的时候出声地啜热咖啡

　　Walk around the office barefooted

　　光脚在办公室里四处走

　　Misplace peoples pens

　　把人们的笔放错地方

　　Glue their mouse to the desk

　　把他们的鼠标粘在桌子上

　　Empty the paper out of the main printer/copier

　　清空打印机/复印机的纸

　　Empty the ink or toner out of the main printer/copier

　　倒空打印机/复印机的墨或炭粉

　　Practice beat boxing

　　练习节奏口技 (拳击)(参考attaboy ,Angelo 的评论)

　　Talk to sick employees while wearing a dust mask

　　和生病的员工讲话时带上一个防尘面具

　　Hang up the phone before they say, “good bye”

　　在对方说再见之前挂断电话

　　Empty out a co-workers office on a Friday afternoon

　　星期五下午把某个员工的办公室清空

　　Insert a 3.5″ disk before they turn on their computer

　　在他们打开电脑之前插进一张软盘

　　Leave an open can of tuna in their desk

　　在他们桌上放一只开了封的金枪鱼罐头