Chew gum whie talking on the phone

　　讲电话时嚼口香糖

　　Regularly update everyone on the current weather

　　定时给每个人汇报当前天气

　　Read your emails aloud

　　大声读你的email

　　Leave the fridge open

　　不关冰箱门

　　Shake up cans of pop in the fridge

　　把冰箱里的汽水瓶摇一遍

　　Leave fingerprints on the copier glass

　　在复印机(打印机的)玻璃上留下指印

　　Whistle all day long

　　从早到晚吹口哨

　　Wear too much cologne/perfume

　　撒过多的香水

　　Type loudly

　　很响地敲键盘

　　Wear bright colored clothes

　　穿颜色刺眼的衣服

　　Give everyone a nickname from a TV show

　　拿电视剧里的名字给每个人起外号

　　Do the sneaky walk around the office

　　在办公室里鬼鬼祟祟的走

　　Peer over the cube and wait for a co-worker to look up and notice

　　向别的隔断张望，等着有人抬起头来注意到

　　Use the intercom and page yourself

　　擅自使用内部电话呼叫自己和记录

　　Swap the regular and decaf coffee

　　对换普通咖啡和脱咖啡因(无糖)咖啡

　　Hide the sugar and creamer

　　把咖啡里加的糖和奶藏起来

　　Type emails in uppercase and excessive punctuation

　　用大写字母写email，并且用n多标点

　　Refer to your garbage can as your in-box

　　称你的垃圾桶为收件箱

　　Stick pencils to the ceiling in other people’s offices

　　在别人办公室天花板上戳(粘)铅笔

　　Throw a bouncy ball in your office

　　在办公室里扔弹力球

　　Tell the same story over and over

　　一个故事翻来覆去的讲

　　Imitate regular sounds like a disc drive opening, door slamming or a mouse click

　　模仿诸如打开光驱，关门，或者点击鼠标的声音

　　Talk to your monitor as if it was a person

　　把你的显示器当成人一样对其讲话

　　Schedule meetings at 4:00pm

　　把会议的时间定在下午4点

　　Talk loudly with your earphones on when someone comes to talk to you

　　有人过来和你交谈的时候，戴着耳机大声说话。大声对着你戴的耳机讲话。

　　声明：使用这些方法时请自行承担风险。对于之后所发生的一切--不论是发生在你，你的隔间，还是你的车上--本人概不承担任何责任。