Tell a long story without a point

　　讲一个冗长且毫无主题的故事

　　Tell a co-worker you liked their hair better last week

　　告诉一个同事你更喜欢他们上一周时的头发

　　Anonymously send flowers to a random co-worker

　　匿名送花给随便哪一位同事

　　Bring Cheetos for food days

　　在食物交流日上带来的是Cheetos牌的零食

　　Drag your feet when you walk down the halls

　　拖着脚走过大厅

　　Exclaim your co-worker didn’t wash his hands when leaving the restroom

　　惊叫你的同事出洗手间时没洗手

　　Eat stinky foods when you have lunch at your desk

　　午饭时在你的桌上吃些臭烘烘的食物

　　Practice drumming on your desk

　　在桌子上练习敲鼓

　　Use too many paper clips

　　用超多回形针

　　Fill out your time sheets incorrectly

　　填错你的工作时间表

　　Set your mobile phone to an obnoxious ring tone

　　给你的手机设一个烦人的铃声

　　Forward chain letters and other spam to co-workers

　　给同事转发连锁信和别的垃圾邮件

　　Express your political views at length

　　长篇大论你的政治观点

　　Whisper loudly

　　大声讲悄悄话(吹口哨)

　　Come to work sick

　　生病也来上班

　　Drink the last cup of coffee without making a new pot

　　喝掉最后一杯咖啡，且不添一壶新的

　　Answer your mobile during meetings

　　开会的时候接电话

　　Stand over someone while they are on the phone

　　别人接电话的时候站在旁边监听

　　Sneak up behind someone

　　从后面突然吓别人

　　Mess with the thermostat

　　乱按一番调温器

　　Give everyone a pistol wink when they walk by

　　冲每个经过的人作手枪射击状

　　Gradually turn down the volume on someone’s phone

　　把某人电话音量逐渐调低

　　Leave unusual print outs on the printer

　　在打印机旁留几张内容诡异的打印件

　　Throw out other people’s prints

　　把别人的打印件扔掉

　　Juggle office supplies

　　用办公用品耍杂技

　　Write all your memos on bright colored paper

　　把你所有的备忘录写在颜色刺眼的纸上

　　Be overly nice to people

　　对人过分的亲热

　　Hide whiteboard erasers

　　藏起白板擦