Make a screenshot of their desktop and use it as their screensaver

　　把他们的电脑桌面截成一张图，然后把这张图设成屏保

　　Turn up the contrast on their monitor

　　把他们显示器的对比度调高

　　Talk in a funny accent

　　用可笑的口音说话

　　Use goofy event sounds for your programs

　　给你的电脑程序选用滑稽的事件提示音

　　Chant, “Yeay, I got mail!!” every time you get a new email

　　每次收到新邮件的时候高唱“yeay,我收到了邮件”

　　Print out a phony pink slip and leave It in their mailbox

　　打印一张假解聘通知书放到他们的信箱里

　　Send flowers from one co-worker to another

　　借某同事之名送花给另一同事

　　Start your car remotely when someone walk by it

　　有人经过的你的车时，用遥控器(远远的就)把你的车发动起来

　　Insist on people to have a great morning

　　坚决要求人们应该有一个美好的早晨

　　Leave hole punches all over

　　随处乱放打孔器

　　Leave your lunch garbage in other people’s cans

　　把你午餐过后的垃圾放进别人的罐头

　　After each sip give a refreshing, “Ahhh”

　　每啜一口都来一句惬意的“啊……”

　　Put salt on someone’s mouse pad

　　在别人的鼠标垫上撒盐

　　Set a password on someone’s screensaver

　　给别人的屏保设置密码

　　Carry on a conversation with someone two cubes down

　　坚持和两个隔间之外的人对话

　　Smirk when a co-worker walks by

　　在一个同事经过的时候傻笑

　　Eat half of someone’s lunch

　　把别人的午餐吃掉一半

　　Swap co-worker’s chairs

　　调换同事的椅子

　　Fake stomach flu during a meeting and need to abruptly leave three or four times

　　开会的时候假装急性肠胃炎，突然地离开三四次

　　Stare deeply into your co-workers eyes when they talk to you

　　当同事和你讲话的时候死死盯住他们的眼睛

　　Take all the ice out of the community freezer

　　把公用冷藏机里的冰都拿出来

　　Listen to comedy tracks and laugh hysterically

　　听搞笑段子并歇斯底里的大笑

　　Hit all the floor buttons when you leave the elevator

　　离开电梯之前把所有楼层的按钮都按一遍

　　Make hissing sounds into the phone and insist you have a bad connection

　　对着电话发出咝咝的声音，说是信号不好

　　Flip the left and right mouse button defaults

　　把默认的鼠标左右键倒装过来

　　Take out the ball in the mouse

　　取出鼠标里的滚珠

　　Eat sunflower seeds

　　吃瓜子