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正太双胞胎劲歌热舞 卖萌无极限

　　附上两位萌神演唱曲目，Bruno Mars，The Lazy Song~(翻译大亮！)

　　Today I don't feel like doing anything

　　爷TM今儿毛都不想干

　　I just wanna lay in my bed

　　爷就想窝在被窝里头

　　Don't feel like picking up my phone

　　就是不想接电话捏

　　So leave a message at the tone

　　所以你就留个言呗

　　'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

　　因为爷发誓，今儿爷毛都不干 I'm gonna kick my feet up

　　爷把脚翘老高

　　Then stare at the fan

　　瞪着风扇发愣

　　Turn the TV on, throw my hand down my pants

　　打开电视，把手塞进裤子里捣鼓捣鼓(是这意思不？？！！)

　　Nobody's gonna tell me I can't

　　谁都别告诉我我不能~ I'll be lying on the couch,

　　我会歪在沙发上

　　Just chillin' in my snuggie

　　窝在我温暖的窝窝里

　　Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie

　　换到MTV台，看他们教我跳舞

　　'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man

　　因为在我的城堡上，我就是爷！

　　Oh, oh

　　哦~哦~ Yes I said it

　　是啊，我说了

　　I said it

　　我说了

　　I said it 'cause I can

　　我就说了！怎么的吧！ Today I don’t feel like doing anything

　　爷TM今儿毛都不想干

　　I just wanna lay in my bed

　　爷就想窝在被窝里头

　　Don’t feel like picking up my phone

　　就是不想接电话捏

　　So leave a message at the tone

　　所以你就留个言呗

　　'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

　　因为爷发誓，今儿爷毛都不干

　　Nothing at all

　　毛也不干~ Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X

　　明儿我会爬起来，做点儿健身操

　　Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex

　　认识个超棒的妞儿，做点儿超棒的爱

　　She's gonna scream out: 'This is Great'

　　她会大叫：“丫太牛B了！”

　　[Hear me out: this is great]

　　【听到没啊：太牛B了！】

　　Yeah

　　啊~ I might mess around, get my college degree

　　我可能也瞎晃悠晃悠，搞个文凭啥的

　　I bet my old man will be so proud of me

　　那我老爹可得骄傲了

　　But sorry paps, you'll just have to wait

　　但是不好意思了老爹，您还得再等等

　　Oh, oh

　　哦~哦~ Yes I said it

　　是啊，我说了

　　I said it

　　我说了

　　I said it 'cause I can

　　我就说了！怎么的吧！ Today I don’t feel like doing anything

　　爷TM今儿毛都不想干

　　I just wanna lay in my bed

　　爷就想窝在被窝里头

　　Don’t feel like picking up my phone

　　就是不想接电话捏

　　So leave a message at the tone

　　所以你就留个言呗

　　'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

　　因为爷发誓，今儿爷毛都不干 No, I ain't gonna comb my hair

　　不~我连头发都不梳~

　　'Cause I ain't going anywhere

　　因为我哪儿都没打算去~

　　No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh

　　不不不不不~没打算去~ I'll just strut in my birthday suit

　　爷就光着屁股大摇大摆

　　And let everything hang loose

　　一切都放轻松点儿

　　Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-eah

　　啊啊啊啊啊放轻松点儿~ Oh

　　哦~

　　Today I don’t feel like doing anything

　　爷TM今儿毛都不想干

　　I just wanna lay in my bed

　　爷就想窝在被窝里头

　　Don’t feel like picking up my phone

　　就是不想接电话捏

　　So leave a message at the tone

　　所以你就留个言呗

　　'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

　　因为爷发誓，今儿爷毛都不干 Nothing at all

　　毛都不干~

　　Nothing at all

　　毛都不干~~

　　Nothing at all

　　毛都不干~~~