Brian：Here is a story about a guy who loves drinking so much. Every afternoon the guy goes into the bar and orders 4 hots of scotch(一种烈性酒) at the same time, then proceeds to drink them all. One day the bartender(酒保) asks him why he orders all 4 at once and the guy replies that he has 3 brothers who do the same thing every day at the same time so that they can all have a drink together no matter where they are. One day the guy comes in and only orders 3 shots. Well the bartender thinking the worst asks the guy if one of his brothers had passed away(去世). U know what he say, Nikky?

　　Nikky：The guy laughs and says "No it's me, I quit drinking."

　　Brian：Smart! I am not a good drinker, even a little drinking will made me flush.(一小杯酒就能让我上脸)

　　Nikky：Me too, so we don't care about that drinking or gossip stuff, what we want to see is how he's doing in the board(球场), that's the point.(美国人才不管你的什么私生活呢，他们看重的是在球场的表现)

　　Brian：What's unusual is he can still bring up with a high performance in the board, that's really fantastic!

　　Nikky：He is what he was yesterday(今如昨昔), and it is hard for a 38 year old man to keep that.

　　Brian：Maybe he just don't know how to compliment(取悦) her wife after such a long period time of marriage, he wants a divorce and so does his wife.

　　Nikky：It's easier to compliment a woman than to compliment a man

　　Brian：No, I really doubt it.

　　Nikky：Why say that?

　　Brian：Well, to compliment(取悦) a woman, there're a thousand things to do, let me give u just a few exampless: u got to

　　cuddle(抚抱) her,

　　kiss her,

　　caress(宠爱) her,

　　love her,

　　stroke her,

　　tease her,

　　comfort her,

　　protect her,

　　hug her,

　　hold her,

　　spend money on her,

　　wine & dine her,

　　buy things for her,

　　listen to her,

　　care for her,

　　stand by her,

　　support her,

　　go to the ends of the earth for her....

　　But to impress a man:

　　show up naked.

　　.... with Beer

　　Nikky：Crazy u are!

　　Brian的小节：上面这一长串怎样获取女人芳心的伎俩和同样怎样得到男人心的方法用12个字就能简单代替“男追女，隔座山；女追男，隔层衫”。