Brian: I suddenly think that the other people is not so boring any more, maybe they got trouble like their wives are cheating on them and detected.(我突然认识到周围的那些人也不那么讨厌了，也许他们老婆不忠，被发现了)

　　Nikky: :)

　　Brian: and there is a story about a man who suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Japanese detective to watch and report any activities that might develop.

　　Nikky: so?

　　Brian: A few days later, he received this report:

　　Most honorable sir:

　　You leave house.

　　He come house.

　　I watch.

　　He and she leave house.

　　I follow.

　　He and she get on train.

　　I follow.

　　He and she go in hotel.

　　I climb tree-look in window.

　　He kiss she.

　　She kiss he.

　　He strip she.

　　She strip he.

　　He play with she.

　　She play with he. I play with me.

　　fall out of tree, not see.

　　NO FEE

　　Nikky: hahaha.

　　Brian: perhaps that my boss met the same situation too.

　　Nikky: perhaps.

　　【Brain小结】能够把老外逗的哈哈大笑并不很难，随便讲个笑话给她听就可以了，记得有一次和一位来自克林顿总统故乡的女孩聊天时，她对我说“sorry, I get booted”，我还以为她要穿鞋出门呢，就问“are u going to get out?”，她也是发出跟Nikky一样的笑声，最后我才知道“get booted”原来是指电脑死机了。