例一、周奔驰的大话："说中文太俗了"

　　有了咖啡厅当场和洋妞开口说英语的经历，周奔驰开始信心百倍，有空就去星巴克和老外主动搭话，晚上更是上英语聊天室狂聊不止。居然主动要求English美眉和他平时说话必须用英语。周奔驰说："俺偏要猪鼻子插葱--装象"，装的时间长了，俺就真的变成了大象了。不是有句名言：世上本无路的，走的人多了，也变成了路。

　　English美眉：You look sleepy.

　　你看上去很困。

　　周奔驰：Yes. I didn't go to bed until 2 o'clock this morning.

　　我今天早上两点才睡。

　　English美眉：Why?

　　为什么？

　　周奔驰：I was sitting at the computer.

　　我一直坐在电脑前面。

　　English美眉：Were you chatting with girls online.

　　是不是和美眉聊天呀？

　　周奔驰：Yes. How did you know that?

　　对。你怎么知道的？

　　English美眉：Everyone knows you are crazy about online chatting.

　　大家都知道你爱上网聊天嘛。

　　周奔驰：Really?

　　是吗？

　　English美眉：However, I must say that chatting online is a waste of time.

　　在我看来上网聊天是在浪费时间。

　　周奔驰：Maybe you are right. But it's very interesting.

　　也许。但是也非常有趣呀。

　　English美眉：That's why you just can't give up?

　　这就是你不能放弃的原因吗？

　　周奔驰：You are partly rightly. But the most important reason is that I practice my English as I chat online.

　　一部分吧。最重要的是我可以边聊天边练习英语。

　　English美眉：Are you serious?

　　你是认真的吗？

　　周奔驰：You'd better believe me.

　　你最好相信。

　　Will you come to my home tonight? I will show you how.

　　今晚来我家吧，来看看我是怎么聊天的。

　　English美眉：Thanks, anyway. Sleep is more important for me.

　　谢谢！对我来说，睡觉更重要。

　　I must get up early tomorrow.

　　我明天必须得早起。

　　周奔驰：Poor you.

　　可怜。

　　English美眉：I suggest you spend less time chatting.

　　也许你应该少花点时间在聊天上。

　　There are lots of more important things to do, right?

　　还有好多事要做呢。

　　周奔驰：I know. But just let me be so.

　　我知道。还是随我自己吧。

　　English美眉：OK. The only thing I can say here is take care.

　　好吧。那我只有说保重了。