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-What sort of car has your family got?
-I can't remember its name,I think it starts with T.
-Really?Ours starts with petrol.
-How long will the next bus be?
-About eighteen feet.
Passenger:Is this my train?
Inspector:No,it belongs to British Rail.
Passenger:Don't be funny-I mean can I take this train to London?
Inspector:No,sir,it's much too heavy.
Customer:I'd like to try that dress in the window.
Assistant:I'm sorry,madam,I'm afraid you'll have to use the fitting room,like everybody else.
Teacher:Bobby,can you name the four seasons?
Bobby:Salt,pepper,vinegar and mustard.
Judge:Tell me why did you park your car here?
Motorist:Well,there was a sign that said FINE FORPARKING.
American:You English must grow awfully large.
Englishman:Why do you say that?
American:Well,I see here in the paper a woman lost five hundred pounds.
Mother:How do you like your new teacher?
Mary:Not very much.Why is that?
Mary:She told me to sit in the front for the present,but she didn't give me any present.
-The police are looking for a man with one eye.
-Why don't they use two?
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