刚才在一个英语学习论坛上，看到一个搞笑帖子，内容是一个外国人去一家中国公司办事，与前台小姐的英语对话，下面是原文： 小姐：Hello. 老外：Hi. 小姐：You have what thing? 老外：Can you speak English? 小姐：If I not speak English, I am speaking what? 老外：Can anybody else speak English?
小姐：You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time. 老外：Anybody here can speak English? 小姐：Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?
老外：I want to speak to your head. 小姐：Head not zai. You tomorrow come.