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不写作业的十大爆笑理由

　　#10 最高科技的理由

　　I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.

　　我用的是太阳能计算器，而当时是阴天。　(后面的意思，你懂的~~)

　　#9 最“权威”的理由

　　The District Court of Appeals recently ruled that homework is officially cruel and unusual punishment.

　　地方法院最近裁定家庭作业是官方的不人道和非常规的惩罚措施。(于是老师颇感鸭梨……)

　　#8 最有爱的理由

　　My mother took it to have it framed.

　　我妈妈把作业装裱了~(总不能棒打母爱吧~)

　　#7 最经典的理由

　　I ran out of toilet paper and had to improvise.

　　厕所没纸了，只能拿作业纸凑合着用了。(亲，这个有点过时了。。。)

　　#6 最无厘头的理由

　　The nice man with the sign says the end is HERE. No one does homework on the eve of the apocalypse.

　　我看到一个非常和善的先生拿着一个牌子写着：今天大家都完蛋。没人在世界末日前还做家庭作业。(这个。。。)

　　#5 最残忍的理由

　　My father had a nervous breakdown and cut it up to make paper dolls.

　　我老爸有点神经失常，把作业剪裁开来折纸玩偶了。(老爸悲催了)

　　#4 最高境界的理由

　　I was too worried about genocide in obscure African nations to focus on homework.

　　我十分担心暗藏杀机的非洲国家将面临种族灭绝大屠杀，实在无法集中注意力做作业了。

　　(家事国事天下事，事事关心，无可厚非嘛~)

　　#3 最恶心的理由

　　My dog ate it. Seriously, look I brought a stool sample.

　　作业被狗给吃了。真的，你看，我带来了粪便样本。(人类已经无法阻止狗狗吃作业了)

　　#2 最得瑟的理由

　　Aliens took it as a sample of human handwriting.

　　作业被外星人拿去当人类字迹样本了。(茫茫作业中，选中的就素你的，额~)

　　#1 最直接的理由

　　What homework?

　　什么作业？(装傻时请自觉配合表情~)