千万不要对父母说的9句有口无心的话

2013年03月19日17:03  沪江英语 微博   

  1. “Why do I have to do the dishes? I didn’t even eat!” (maybe just this meal - how about all the thousands of others you've eaten here over the last many years)

  为什么要我洗碗?我压根就没吃饭!(父母吐槽:可能这顿没吃,不过养你这么大你吃了多少顿饭,碗都洗了么?)

  2. “Walk the dog? I’ve had a hard day at school can’t dad do it?”

  遛狗?我今天在学校累了个半死,为嘛爸爸不能去?

  3. “Wadda ya mean I have to brush my teeth every day?”(this coming from a kid who has over 6 cavities and hates the dentist)

  我为什么每天都要刷牙啊?(这句话出自一个有6颗蛀牙还讨厌牙医的小朋友之口)

  4. “God mom, can you please stop talking? I heard you, I heard you, I heard you!” (meanwhile they rarely do what I asked)

  老妈你能不能别说了?我都听到了,听到了!(父母吐槽:左耳进右耳出,我说的你从来不做)

  5. “I hate you!” (ooh, this one really hurts)

  我讨厌你!(这句话还真伤人)

  6. “You just don’t get it, you never do!”

  反正你就是不懂,你根本不懂我!

  7. “I promise.”(kids do not know the meaning of this word - no way, no how)

  我保证。(父母吐槽:孩子们是永远不懂这个词的含义,不管怎么样就是不懂)

  8. “Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease mom? Pleeeeeeeeeease...” (enough said)

  求你了妈妈?求你了求你了求你了……(父母吐槽:够了)

  9. “I’m running away and never coming back!”(yeah, right! you promise?)

  我要离家出走再也不回来了!(父母吐槽:好耶!你保证说到做到?)

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